Tech Encore

Looser Trump Cussing Rosie

2006-12-21T10:31:00.000-08:00

"Rosie is a looser".
A very gentle way for a decent gentleman[who survies on his dad's cash] to handle a girlie "issue". Everyone knows the extend to which Donald Trump will go for a little bit of publicity. Tara Conner issue is exactly the same. The girl is on drugs and is a shame for the third planet. But looks like Donald got a blowjob or two from the girl on weeds, because he decided to go ahead with the bitch keeping the crown.

Rosie O'Donnell spoke her mind, and now, the retarded old man is going to sue her. For Donald , this is just another way to loose his dad's money.

If Rosie said ,"It's basically a model competition . . . They have one question in Miss USA, yeah and they're like ‘I'd like to cure cancer and end world hunger – and then I'd like to go to Studio 54 and do some crack. " ,we think its perfectly true.

Its crazy at times people try to compare Donald Trump with legendary businessmen like Richard Branson,Bill Gates and all. When these men made everything on their own, all Donald did was spend his dad's money on some stupid things. His earnings are going down exponentially, and he is an incredible looser in his personal life.Now he is cussing women for speaking the truth.
[300 million$ -> 2600 million$ is a weird calculation based on inflation and shit.Its a freaking story on its own]

THE BEST,WORST AND WHATEVER OF 2006

2006-12-19T00:51:00.000-08:00

THE BEST OF 2006:

The flash format/flash runtime.Some of the smartest things that happened in 2006 wouldnt have happened without the flash player.That includes the 1.6 billion $ worth Youtube phenomenon.[If you dont know a jackshit about computers, flash player is not a video player, its more like a runtime which executes/plays swf files]

THE WORST OF 2006:

urbandictionary

Still eating shit.Will eat for ever.

THE FUCKFACE OF 2006
As though killing kids at home aint enough,Kim Jong-il just blew up a nuke.If you dont know,this is the asshole who rules North Korea.Situation is so worse that cannibalism is normal in North Korea.He ordered North Koreans to get rid of all the crops and plant opium instead.It is estimated that he is making around $1 billion a year though this.Wish i stick a fork up his motherfuking ass.

Digg's gray plague returns!

2006-12-01T02:18:00.000-08:00

Originally happened with the Bart Simpson's Heart Attack story, posted back in September, gray plague is a phenomenon in which all comments in a Digg story gets brutally buried. The phenomenon returned few hours back with the Digg is 2 years old today! post.

The most interesting fact about gray plague is that, the story seem to get infinite number of comments.The Bart Simpson Story is still getting [mostly irrelevant] comments after 68 days[ the newest comment gets dugg down mercilessly in a couple of minutes!] on air!.

At the time of posting, the phenomenon is still in progress.

update:
What The Duce?
Looks like diggers hate birthday wishes . Once again,the gray plague is spreading. Once again , its the birthday wish . This time on the official birthday story [from Kevin Rose].

Biocon CMD does the deed with CM.

2006-11-28T20:55:00.000-08:00

In the weird and wacky realm of india inc., this came as a surprise! Biocon CMD Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw smooching Rajasthan chief minister Vasundhara Raje Scindia . The lesbian action took place at the India Economic Summit organised by World Economic Forum and CII in New Delhi .

Way to go bitches.

[The one with the tag is Biocon CMD]

Diggers unite ; town's website Dugg to death.

2006-11-25T22:42:00.000-08:00

When the town of Pahrump, Nevada decided to ban foreign flags, they would have never seen this coming. Soon after the story appeared in CNN's website, it was dugg to the front page of digg.com , where diggers decided to "visit and crash" the town's website in protest.And it worked. The site,pahrumpnv.org soon went down[and is still down!]

The funny fact is that, its usually the site that get dugg which goes down[the digg effect]. But in this case, the diggers united based on a diggers suggestion in comments, to visit the town council's website and bring it down[ a pseudo digg effect, if you will].

Gone are the days of Self-immolation.

Digg the story here.

FUCK YOU Mikheil Saakashvili

2006-11-22T12:38:00.000-08:00

Third time on this blog, we really feel like we should give a perfect middle fingure salute to the head of a state. [we did it to the motherfucking Ayatullah Haajj Sayyid Ali Khamenei, and the sick impotent bastard ,Kim Jong-il.]

This time,its Mikheil Saakashvili[AKA,Misha] of Georgia.

MISHA,FUCK YOU PUSSY WHIPPED BITCH. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

Reason? The lack of press freedom in Georgia. The amount of tourture and humiliations a normal citizen has to fcae in that nation.
[FUCK YOU Misha, FUCK YOU]

A 21 year old soccer kid was tourtured by patrol police, resulting in serious brain injuries. Many state supported police officials beat him. As of now, he is heard to be alive[only God knows].He was arrested, only because of the fact that , the dude's brother is a fearless journalist.[Press freedom is null in that nation]

Just one among thousands of human rights violation that take place daily in that nation.

Mikheil Saakashvili doesnt deserve any respect . He is just a pussy whipped bitch who cant take care of his nation. He is just a motherfucker who would excel in fucking his granny. FUCK HIM . FUCK HIS MOM.

Right now we are in India, and we gotta tell you, this nation has the BEST DEMOCRACY EVER. [Oh America,my home, you havent experieced a bit of it yet.]Its not the power of Government, its the power of people. Normal people. Love this nation.

ONCE MORE..FUCK YOU Mikheil Saakashvili

What happens when FBI seizes your website?

2006-11-20T21:55:00.000-08:00

Got weeds and warez on your site? You may get sealed soon.

Looks cute huh? It is. And if you wanna see something live like that, check this out:
l2extreme.com
Ofcourse the design is shitty, but thats what make it look govermentish.
some fellow out there has a remake here.Not recommended!!Not endorsed!!

ActionScript Virtual Machine donated to Mozilla

2006-11-10T21:34:00.000-08:00

Adobe has donated the AVM to Mozilla foundation . Within Mozilla, the project will be codenamed Tamarin.
AVM is a high performance, under-utilized[:( ] platform for delivering rich applications. Basically, thats the thing that drives flash content[we are NOT talking about the annoying intros, we are talking about great apps, which make Ajax apps look like kids play] on your browser.
Honestly ,Ajax is nothing infront of Flash.[this was not my opinion until recently, when we started discovering amazing things flash can do!! For those who dont understand what that means, we wont tell you, coz its full of opportunities!! ]

Eventhough Actionscript 3 is a full blown Object Oriented languge, it inherits from Javascript way of event handling its predecessor enjoyed. Eventhough the AS3 code doesnt look like that, we assume, internally AVM handles things the JS way[not confirmed]. Anyway, Tamarin, will eventualy help Mozilla build a robust, high performance javascript platform. In return, Adobe will get a lot of community input [hopefully].

This doesnt mean, Flash is open source now.

More detailed insider view can be found here:
http://weblogs.macromedia.com/jd/archives/2006/11/tamarin_future.cfm
Mozilla Project page
Frank Hecker
Adobe press release
Mook.org

Firefox 2 bug

2006-10-26T13:11:00.000-07:00

So we waited to see if any disastrous bug will be reported over blogosphere on Firefox 2, seems like everything is fine. Except for the occasional affinity of cursor to move top right, to close the tab button, everything seems perfect.
But then, oh yeah the old nagging pop up bug still remains with Firefox. If a tab blocks a pop up, every time you return to that tab, the message shows up indicating Firefox has blocked a pop up. This looks more annoying than the pop up itself.

Another annoying issue that still exist is the problem with handling flash movies with wmode parameter set to transparent.Looks like Firefox will never get rid of this issue!

Anyway, everything looks great! If you haven't yet switched to Firefox, stop punishing yourself. Switch to Firefox.

[fuck the grammar.]

"It's only for Macintosh?", Bill Gates asked.

2006-10-26T05:22:00.000-07:00

"It looks like a great product," he said.

Then he paused a second. Something didn't compute.

"It's only for Macintosh?" he asked.

Yes, it was. (Then.)

This is an excerpt from Steven Levy's article in Wired[nov.2006].,available here.

Microsoft is doing its best to market its iPod killer ,Zune. This time, they are doing it the trendy way. Great propaganda videos [featuring Ashtar Command], and microsite. And yes,Microsoft bloggers keeping the community engaged with daily dose of Zune insider info.

Innocent girl branded racist!

2006-10-12T23:04:00.000-07:00

At least this is what we understand from initial news reports.A 14 year old was arrested from Harrop Fold High School in Worsley, Greater Manchester , after her teachers reported "racist behaviour".
It is said that the girl reported her inconvenience sitting with 5 students who spoke mutually in a language she didnt understand, to which the teachers responded by calling police!

Excerpt from the report:
"
According to the girl, the five - four boys and a girl - then began talking in a language she didn't understand, thought to be Urdu, so she went to speak to the teacher.

"I said 'I'm not being funny, but can I change groups because I can't understand them?' But she started shouting and screaming, saying 'It's racist, you're going to get done by the police'."

The report continues stating,

"Fewer than two per cent of pupils at Harrop Fold come from an ethnic minority.

It had the worst GCSE results in the entire Salford LEA last year with just 15 per cent of pupils achieving five good passes including English and maths, a third of the national average."

But thanks to the police department . They dropped the charge against the girl, because, common sense tells you, this is normal, and not racist.

Why should the school respond to a situation like this by branding the girl racist? Why cant they handle the situation on their own? Perhaps this is a nasty tactics the school authorities came up with to scare away minorities who doesn't speak English.[read: Fewer than two per cent of pupils at Harrop Fold come from an ethnic minority.]

This type of stuff only helps to propagate seeds of racism.

[We cannot provide a link to the original article/s, as it exhibits the "accused" student's photographs and whereabouts.]

Google Docs is live!

2006-10-10T23:36:00.000-07:00

Google Docs is up and running ! Pretty cool. Staying within the security constrains of a web browser, they have done an amazing job. Its basically Writely deprived of its Writely looks. Now in beta, Docs feature save as pdf option, the same option that triggered a battle between Adobe and Microsoft.
And the coolest part, it lets you collaborate. Isn't that a "smart word" Bill Gates used a lot in past? Now its not smart, its "rich".

So what is the missing factor? A bit of marketing. Nick is said to have conflicting idea with Jessewarden on this. But I feel offline marketing is extremely important. One thing I have noticed is that, most people still consider Microsoft products as the robust mature solution, while most Web 2.0 products are considered as kids stuff. Its like,"okay! we will test it, but that's it!".

Unless Google can integrate this robustness are reliability factor with its brand, they are not gonna be another Microsoft anytime soon.Right now they are just an advertising company, who invest their cash in some projects, which never make any money.Pretty bad.
[Google docs]

All our Middle Finger Salute are belong to you.

2006-10-09T07:32:00.000-07:00

North Korea claims ,it did a nuke test today. Plain fucking morons. Our official middle fingure salute to the all the retards involved.
Shit bless your ass Kim Jong-il.

[hey! that doesnt mean we hate N.Korea/ns .Infact, N.Koreans neednt worry about the situation until some jackass dig oil there!]

(its so not cool to repeat the title style.But we just cant help it!)

"All your code are belong to us!"- Google Code

2006-10-06T07:32:00.000-07:00

Its been a few days since code search was released by Google. But now its hitting front page of Digg for some reason, which is pretty cool!
Everyone knows people does search for crack, keygen ,other illegal shitty warez stuff over Google[hey! its pretty cool!.Dont fuck Google for no reason!]. But right now, they have taken us to the next level. Search and 'digg' for keygen source code. Pretty cool huh?!
Diggs are at 2520 for this story about Winzip keygen souce code right now!Cool!

So now you are aware of better reasons to use Google[ other than porn and warez ].

7 reasons why religions are totally evil

2006-10-06T05:03:00.000-07:00

(1)Religions hit headline, only when the followers cause destruction .
(2)Religions call for discrimination of human beings based on the name of, the nerd who propagated it.[they all propagated the same shit!]
(3)Its not about God, it about the preacher who spread it.
(4)Impart taboos.
(5)Makes you play DDR on Sundays for no reason.
(6)Create living Gods, totally impotent ones,who try to control the rest of us.
(7)Drastically reduces your choice of mate![those iranian women are totally chick!]
(8)Prevent millions of hot chicks from being on Playboy centerfold[fuck the religion!]
(9)Cant name our kids "Christ"!
(10)Made us comeup with this freaking list.Totally wasting your time.

Got a better list? Contribute it in comments!
[im lazy to use a spell checker. so fuck off if you got a problem .]

Google buying YouTube!!

2006-10-06T02:31:00.000-07:00

The rumor is fast spreading around the web!!! They are gonna buy YouTube! $1.6 billion or something??!! Thats what they say!
Perhaps its just a rumor, but then its kinda cool to spread it! Here is the TechEncore contribution!

If this is true, Google's move is going to be yet another way they are gonna drain money. Its clear that most of Google's projects are making almost no money. Cool!
[Then who the fuck will buy Youtube???someone should..!!! Perhaps Government should,and keep it as a public service!! :p Fuck being online.]

update:
Damn these devils!Looks like its not a rumor anymore! Forbes has just release a story on this.

Public Killing aint Barbaric - Iranian Leader

2006-10-05T22:30:00.000-07:00

For those who aint heard of Ayatullah Haajj Sayyid Ali Khamenei[dude, i copied and pasted it! shit its 40 something letters man! ],he is like this guy who is like incharge of deciding what you should do or not do with yourself or others,in case you live in a nation where killing 16 year old girls is a normal thing! [Is he doing weeds in that picture?]

This guy actually keeps an FAQ site[which he calls a blog or some shit], where he answers lots of freaking questions including, How to masturbate. What a looser.Its pretty cool, he says, if you stroke it and you dont spill it outta you, you aint doing nothing bad! If you spill, shit you go to hell! WTF! FUCK!

That shit aside, this dude thinks its not a cool thing to watch Barberic acts, like watching prisoners being tourchered and all[my mom too says that ]. But this guy aint got a fuck when it comes to killing people in public. Aint heard of this?? In iran, this is some kind of a cool thing they do. Say, you got raped,[not that you raped, BUT GOT RAPED], they will do this to you. And for lots of other stuff too.
So the bottomline is , killing people in public aint barbaric. Watch it children. Its hot to see souls leaving their body! But dont watch the shit that may perhaps enlighten you a bit.
For an orgasmic entertainment, checkout the official FAQ SITE[not as letters, but words :) ]
here. In the right pane, there is this "newly asked question", and "FAQ". Enjoy.
The barbaric question is filed under "Cultural and Artistic Issues"!!!!!!!!!! Fuck.
[im lazy to use a spell checker. so fuck off if you got a problem .]

INVOICING TOOL: FreshBooks

2006-10-05T15:45:00.000-07:00

Invoicing nightmare? Here is the ultimate panacea! Web 2.0 [shit! did i say that again!], offerings are having an exponential growth, and here we face a new product, that promises to "save you time and make you look professional". Cool! That is exactly what i want. Being the CEO, accountant and everything myself all my life, this is like a God sent tool! Cool!
Cant thank these guys enough!